# We HaVE YouR wEB PaGEz EarTH DuDEz!!!!

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Register me Pleeze!!!
As an extraterrestrial visitor I don't know much about Earth customs but on my home planet ^$&^# we always buy the registered version. Registering keeps Hypernet Software intergalactic programmers going and only costs US $ 9.95 (that's only ^950 in AckAck currency!)
Your companions on Venus didn't register their software and look what happened to them [Ak Ak AK].

Hanging out at Roswell Army Air Base, talking to the extraterrestrial..
Things to do:
Return to first page
Return to operating room
Hypernet Software Interplanetary Web Page
Quit and return to BBS.