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# When you type /bye2 will randomly display one of #
# the following song quotes                        #
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# BY MEGADETH

alias bye2 {
   song_assigning
   @seed = [$srand($rand($time()))]
   @pos = [$rand($MAX_SONGS)]+1
   ^assign gone $(song$pos)
   //quit $gone
}

alias song_assigning {
^assign MAX_SONGS 101

@song1=[People have round shoulders from fairing heavy loads.]
@song2=[And the soldiers liberate them, laying mines along their roads.]
@song3=[Sorrow paid for valor is too mush to recall]
@song4=[Of the countless corpses piled up along the wailing wall.]
@song5=[Melting down all metals, turning plows and shears to swords.]
@song6=[Shun words of the bible, we need implements of war.]
@song7=[Chalklines and red puddles of those who have been slain]
@song8=[Destiny, the crooked schemer, says the dead shall rise again]
@song9=[Where do we go from here?]
@song10=[And should we really care?]
@song11=[The end is finally here. God have mercy!]
@song12=[God have mercy!]
@song13=[No we've rewritten history.]
@song14=[The one thing we've found out]
@song15=[Sweet taste of vindication, It turns to ashes in your mouth.]
@song17=[If you're fighting to live, It's ok to die!]
@song18=[The answer to your question is...Welcome to tomorrow!]
@song19=[Where do we go from here?]
@song20=[God have mercy!!!]
@song21=[Blue sky, Black death, I'm of to meet my maker!]
@song22=[Jump or die!]
@song24=[Assassin in stealth, Assailant from hell]
@song25=[Maybe not a mutant, maybe a man.]
@song26=[Part Bionic, and Organic...Not a Cyborg.]
@song27=[Call him Psychotron.]
@song28=[Feeling claustrophobic, like the walls are closing in.]
@song29=[Blood stains on my hands and I don't know where I've been]
@song30=[I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet.]
@song31=[I'm sharpening the axe and my palms are getting wet.]
@song32=[Sweating Bullets!]
@song33=[My icy fingers claw your back...here I come again!]
@song34=[Won't take a day off I'll be dead.]
@song35=[I had wrists donning slits]
@song36=[Flowing constantly]
@song37=[My broken body in a wreck]
@song38=[Wrapped around a tree]
@song39=[People clutter in the gutter, take a look and see]
@song40=[No escaping pain, you belong to me.]
@song41=[Clinging on to life, by the skin o' my teeth]
@song42=[My blood flows through the streets]
@song43=[I need a ride to the morgue, that's what 911 is for]
@song44=[So, tag my toe and dont forget ooh to close the drawer.]
@song45=[I won't feel the hurt, I'm not trash any longer]
@song46=[That that doesn't kill me, only makes me stronger]
@song47=[Born from the dark, in the black cloak of night.]
@song48=[To envelop its prey below, deliver to the light]
@song49=[Praise your architecture of aggression.]
@song50=[Set the world Afire!!!]
@song51=[Red flash clouds choking out the morning sky]
@song52=[They said it'd never come, we knew it was a lie]
@song53=[All forms of life die now, the humans all succumb]
@song54=[Time to kiss your ass goodbye, the end has just begun]
@song55=[Distorted figures walk the street, it's 1999]
@song56=[Weeds once underneath your feet have grown to vines]
@song57=[Bodies melted like a candle, a land without a face]
@song58=[No time to change your fate, no time left, it's too late]
@song59=[The arsenal of MegadetH can't be rid they said]
@song60=[And if it comes, the living will envy the dead]
@song61=[Racing for power, and all come in last]
@song62=[No winning first stone cast]
@song63=[This falsehood worldly peace]
@song64=[It's treaties soon will cease]
@song65=[No one will be left to prove the humans existed]
@song66=[Maybe soon the children will be born open fisted]
@song67=[We all live on one planet and it will all go up in smoke]
@song68=[To bad they couldn't see this lethal energy]
@song69=[And now the final scene, a global darkening]
@song70=[Dig deep the piles of rubble and ruins]
@song71=[Towering overhead both far and wide]
@song72=[There's unknown tools for World War III]
@song73=[Einstein said `We'll use rocks on the other side']
@song74=[No Survivors!!!!!! Set the World Afire!!!!]
@song75=[No Survivors!!!!!!]
@song76=[Set the World Afire!!!!!]
@song77=[I walk, I walk alone, into the promised land]
@song78=[There's a better place for me, but it's far, far away]
@song79=[Everlasting life for me, in a perfect world.]
@song80=[But I gotta die first, please God send me on my way!]
@song81=[You just laughed, ha ha, bitch]
@song82=[But the time has come when all things shall pass]
@song83=[This good thing passed away.]
@song84=[In my Darkest Hour.]
@song85=[Mary Jane]
@song86=[Forgive me father, for I have sinned.]
@song87=[I'm a child of the air, I'm a witch of the wind.]
@song88=[And I'm still wide awake...Mary Jane]
@song90=[Lie, steal and cheat, a real bad guy]
@song91=[From altar boy, to sewer rat, you don't give a damn]
@song92=[A little man, with a big eraser, changing history]
@song93=[F is for fighting, R is for Red]
@song94=[D for your dying, O your overture]
@song95=[M, they will cover your grave with manure]
@song96=[I'm not a fish, I'm a man!]
@song97=[Hook in Mouth!!!]
@song98=[Pull over, shithead, this is the cops!]
@song99=[Stoped for a 502, next time it's gonna be you.]
@song100=[Your face is replaced, a creature you despise.]
@song101=[Rot in hell, it's time you know...to your master, off you go!]
}
