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   TOP 10 THINGS PEOPLE THINK THE '95' IN 
       'WINDOWS 95' REALLY STANDS FOR:
 1. The number of floppies it will ship on
 2. The percentage of people who will have 
    to upgrade their hardware
 3. The number of megabytes of hard-disc
    space required
 4. The number of pages in the EASY INSTALL
    version of the manual
 5. The percentage of existing programs 
    that won't run in the new operating
    system
 6. The number of minutes to install
 7. The number of calls to tech support
    before you can get it to run
 8. The number of people who will actually
    PAY for the upgrade (hehe...not us!)
 9. The number of MHz required for the 
    operating system to run
10. The year it was DUE to ship
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