Oh Lord won't you buy me a PDP-10
My friends all hack Vaxen; I must make amends
Hacked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends
So Lord, won't you buy me a PDP-10

Oh Lord won't you buy me an RM-03
Faster disk access is trying to find me
I wait for Disk Ready each afternoon 'till 3
So Lord, won't you buy me an RM-03

Oh Lord won't you buy me a disk pack so round
I'm counting on you, Lord, please don't let me down
God, I need a scratch pack; there's none to be found
So Lord won't you buy me a disk pack so round.