
                           Redneck Computer Terms

 1.  Hard Drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and 
     pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.

 2.  Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys.

 3.  Window - Place in your truck to hang your guns.

 4.  Floppy - When you run out of Polygrip.

 5.  Modem - How you got rid of your dandelions.

 6.  ROM - Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.

 7.  Byte - First word in a kiss-off phrase.

 8.  Reboot - What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard 
     stuff.

 9.  Network - Activity meant to provide bait for your trout line.

10.  Mouse - Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to 
     get a free case.

11.  LAN - To borrow, as in, "Hey, Delbert!  LAN me yore truck."

12.  Cursor - What some guys do when they're mad at their wife and/or 
     girlfriend.

13.  Bit - A wager, as in, "I bit you cain't spit that chaw acrosst the 
     porch longways."

14.  Digital Control - What yore fingers do on the TV remote.

15.  Packet - What you do to a suitcase or Wal-mart bag afore a trip.
