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.Little Tiny Vax

(to the tune of Little Red Corvette)

I guess I should have known
By the way U went down
.every night
That U were real sick
You're the kind of machine
That you have to stay up all
.night with
Boot and then crash quick
I guess I thought I was good
Cuz U had a cabinet full of bugs
Kludges, some of them
.outrageous
I had a six-pack of Coke
But your kernel's no joke
.and U said
Panic -- i/o error mapping pages

chorus:
Ah say,
Little tiny vax, baby
.you're much too slow
Little tiny vax, U need a
.hacker who's a real pro

Guess I should have gone
.to sleep
When U said I'd see
.just what
This little vax could do
But I got a little scared
When I saw all the people
.who doing
Makes and super rogue too
Believe it or not
I started to worry
My fingers were getting 
.pretty sore
I had a disk driver to write
I guess you gave me a fright
.when U said
Malloc -- not enough
.core... oh yeah
(chorus)
Your CPU is slow, your core is 
.microscopic
And the disks are getting
.pretty dirty
Log off baby
Give me the passwd
I'm gonna try to boot this
Little tiny 730
(chorus)

