
Ultrasound Daily Digest     Thu, 29 Oct 92       Volume 1 : Issue   3 

Today's Topics:
      Digest Admin: New Addresses Installed!  Tell your friends!
                     Digest Admin: Sorry, folks!
                       One hint from Gravis...

Digest Address:           ultrasound@dsd.es.com
                          To post to tomorrow's digest.

Request Server Address:   ultrasound-request@dsd.es.com
                          To subscribe, unsubscribe, and request files.

Owner Address:            ultrasound-owner@dsd.es.com
                          To contact a human if the server has troubles.

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Date: Wed, 28 Oct 92 19:30:10 MST
From: ddebry@itchy (David DeBry)
Message-Id: <9210290230.AA01726@itchy>
Subject: Digest Admin: New Addresses Installed!  Tell your friends!
To: Ultrasound Daily Digest <ultrasound@dsd.es.com>

	For any of you who didn't read the last message, or completely
neglected to look at the header of this digest, the new addresses are
installed.  You now can stop using that "%itchy" thing in ALL of the
addresses. 

	Not only can you stop doing this, you SHOULD stop doing this.
If you use the old addresses from now on, I'll be forced to cancel
your subscription to the digest and make you use an old AdLib card for
the rest of Eternity.  So nyeah nyeah nyeah.

	Also, could someone please post this good news to... er, news?
I'm currently at war with my news reader (yep, all my I/O with the net
is currently going to hell in a handbasket), but I'm sure the
comp.sys.ibm.pc.soundcard readers would like to know about this.  If
you could mention something about getting in touch with the "owner"
list if they have trouble with the server, I'd appreciate that as
well.

	Thanks!

-- 
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\\\          - Various cast members, "Return to the Forbidden Planet" \\\
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\\ ddebry@dsd.es.com \ debry@peruvian.utah.edu \ Email either address. \\
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Date: Wed, 28 Oct 92 19:25:02 MST
From: ddebry@itchy (David DeBry)
Message-Id: <9210290225.AA01707@itchy>
Subject: Digest Admin: Sorry, folks!
To: Ultrasound Daily Digest <ultrasound@dsd.es.com>

	(Ya know, I think I use the word "folks" WAY too much.)

	I got a Heap O' Messages today from people complaining because
they didn't receive a digest.  Will it make any of you feel better if
you know that I didn't get one either?  To make matters worse, there
was SUPPOSED to be one (with quite a lot of good articles, I might
add), but in the process of getting everything set for the new
addresses, the digest maker digested the digest, then barfed.

	So, to make a long story as verbose as possible, last night's
digest ain't coming.  If you are one of the people who posted to that
digest, please repost to it.  I'm very sorry about this, but please
keep in mind I was trying to help out!

	In any case, what's done is done.  The digest is alive, long
live the digest.


-- 
\\\ "He'll probably be in... the Zen Room."                           \\\
\\\                - Dr. Frank N. Furter, "Rocky Horror Picture Show" \\\
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\\ ddebry@dsd.es.com \ debry@peruvian.utah.edu \ Email either address. \\
\\\ David DeBry \\ `finger debry@peruvian.utah.edu` for contact info. \\\

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Date: 28 Oct 92 21:51 -0800
From: Thomas Wong <twong@civil.ubc.ca>
Message-Id: <2324*twong@civil.ubc.ca>
Subject: One hint from Gravis...
To: Ultrasound Daily Digest <ultrasound@dsd.es.com>

I received another hint from Gravis on what we can do to solve problems
we may have. Here it is below.....
___________________________________________________________________

Re: my previous reply to your bug list - did any of this help?
One thing I may not have mentioned is that V1.1 of the software
SETUP.EXE may not have installed the line
'c:\ultrasnd\ultrinit.exe' into your autoexec.bat. If it doesn't,
you need to put this in manually after the 'set Ultrasnd=' line.
___________________________________________________________________

For more info on what ultrinit.exe does, run README.BAT.
And no, our installation software didn't put this line in our
autoexec.bat file.

I haven't had much problems with my Ultrasound card so I can't tell if
it did fix anything. But for those of you who are having problems, try
this and see what happens. Let us (or at least me) know how it works
out!

Thomas.

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Date: Thu, 29 Oct 1992 15:05:51 +1100
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From: Sandra Meyer <smeyer>
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Subject: LUCKY!
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Subject: Sexy chain letter... Not my idea...sorry. (fwd)
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Subject: Sexy chain letter... Not my idea...sorry. (fwd)
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>From tmoore Wed Oct 28 03:00:34 1992
Date: Wed, 28 Oct 1992 03:00:21 -0600
From: Teresa Lynn Moore <tmoore>
Message-Id: <199210280900.AA28019@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu>
To: epacini
Subject: Sexy chain letter... Not my idea...sorry.
Cc: cmarcum, jpark2, jruiz, mnovales, ni2274

 This paper has been sent to you for good luck.  The original has been
worn out from having passed throught the hands of so many people.  It has
travelled around the world 69 times (dear reader: Please help keep this count cu
rrent.  If this letter falls into your hands after just completing one
complete circuit around the world, please add one to the count.)  The luck
has now been sent to you.  You will experience great sex within four days
of recieving this letter, provided you send it on!  Since the copy must tour the
world, you must make twenty copies and send them to others.  This is no joke!
Send no money.  Send copies to people who need to get laid within 96 hours!

        After he passed this on, a Montana Spinach control officer,got his
penis caught in a cow-milking machine and had the longest series of orgasms
in his life!
        John Elliot tried to pick up a prostitute, but since he broke the
chain, he was picked up by the police instead.  When they searched his home
they found pictures of little boys, which they showed all his neighbors.
        In a suburb of Paris, Don Loray's trousers were ripped by an
unsatisfied erection, 51 days after failing to circulate this letter.
However, before this happened, a condom machine gave him three condoms for
the price of one.  (was this the consolation prize?)
        Do note the following: Hebert Pudstrom recieved the chain in 1953.
He asked his secretary to send twenty copies out.  A few days later, he
encountered her in a red-light district, making more than he had ever paid
her at work.
        General George Patton, who sent the letter on, saw what he thought
was a qharter in the street.  When he bent down to pick it up, a beautiful
woman in a mini-skirt walked by and he got a great view.  His aide, Colonel]
Roger Bumswiver, who did not pass on the letter, tried to pick up a similar
object, but was fucked up the ass by a desperate gay when he bent over.
        Heywood Daddit, and unemployed chicken choker, recieved the letter
and forgot it had to leave his hands within 96 hours.  His wife then went
bowling with his best friend and never returned.  Later, after finding the
letter again, he mailed twenty copies.  A few days later, he got a wife
and realized that his old wife had made love to him like a dead salmon for
all these years!  Alan Fairchild recieved the letter, and not believing it,
threw it away.  Nine days later he spilled hot coffee in his crotch.
        In 1987, a young woman in Texas receiving it, and barely able
to read it, didn't realize she had to send it within 96 hours.  She promised
herself she would retype the letter and send twenty copies later, but put it
aside for awhile.  She was plagued with problems such as Herpes and other
venereal diseases she contracted in her futile attempt to find Mr. Right
in singles bars.  After the 96 hours, she finally sent out the copies and
found a man with a 10-inch penis.
        You must send out 20 copies within 96 hours of receiving this letter.
Those who do, will find their love-lives more fullfilling.  Those who do not,
will find their lives doomed with one-night stands with mechanical devices.
Enjoy!

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